Rock Department
Jones Nauseef, Roger Shaw, Music Directors
Dear Mr. Nauseef and Mr. Shaw:
It has come to the attention of the Board of Trustees that our recent economic slump is being buoyed solely by the the success of the WSRN rok department. That being said, the college's storied radio station is a money pit and as you and your music-loving friends wile away your youth broadcasting to every radio in the greater Philadelphia area, the college suffers.
Without going into greater detail involving figures, numbers, and pie-charts, we ask that the two of you, as leaders in your field of "fiercely independent radio" make your radios less fierce, or, at the very least, more like Fierce Gatorade, which we all on the board greatly enjoy.
Thank you, Sirs,
The Board of Trustees, Swarthmore College at the behest of Dean Gross.